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I'd Rather Go Extinct Shorts

$30.08
  • I'd Rather Go Extinct by stayfrostybro
  • I'd Rather Go Extinct by stayfrostybro
  • I'd Rather Go Extinct by stayfrostybro
I'd Rather Go Extinct by stayfrostybro I'd Rather Go Extinct by stayfrostybro I'd Rather Go Extinct by stayfrostybro

Color: Military Green

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A grumpy dinosaur clutches coffee and delivers the ultimate roast: “I’d rather go extinct than listen to you.” Perfect for caffeine addicts, introverts, and anyone who’s over it — prehistoric attitude with modern sarcasm.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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