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Darn Tootin’ I’m Real Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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A rugged Sasquatch in a cowboy hat and belt proudly declares: “Darn Tootin’ I’m Real.” This western-themed cryptid design blends country charm with mythical swagger — perfect for fans of Bigfoot, cowboys, and tall tales.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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